Right now

Well if you are reading this form anywhere except China, I am probably asleep. If you're in China or are not taking this sections heading quite so literally, a better answer is that right now, I am likely to be surrounded by Chinese children who are desperately trying to improve their English. Or to be more precise, I am probably surrounded by Chinese children who couldn't care less about their English (or their English teachers sanity) but whose parents are desperately trying to improve their childs English. That's right, the bane of many a teachers life has himself become a teacher (for now at least).

 I was teaching at a language school very closely to Hangzhou, which is a large (5 million plus) and somewhat important city about 3 hours drive south of Shanghai, down the east China coast. I was there for about 2 months, but as Jewel landed herself a nice job in Shanghai it seemed a better idea if I moved there too. So I have.

I'm now teaching at a language centre in the middle of Shanghai, which has helped save my sanity in more ways than one. Obviously I am now closer to the girlfriend. I'm also back in a real city, which has obvious advantages (namely the ability to get food which is remotely like that I've stuffed down my gullet for the past 26 years). And - miraculously - I don't have to teach ankle biters anymore! Hurrah! 18 and over only please, thank you. Dare I say it I'm actually really enjoying this one and can see myself staying here for a while.

What Now ?

Generally in the recent past
I've no idea whose reading this, so here's a quick run down of what I've been up to of late.

I graduated in 1999 (sounds like the start of my CV) and went to Australia and that general area for a year and it all seems like such a long time ago now. Came back to the UK and did a few different jobs before moving to London  (East Sheen, above a butchers to be precise, which may not sound to glamorous but the house was/is real nice although the location is not exactly ideal for me as a vegetarian) and doing a few more different jobs.

Eventually I did get a job I actually wanted to do, working for Medecins Sans Frontieres (MSF) who do some damn good work in some damn hard places and (get ready for free advertising) if you want to know a little more about them, head to their website by clicking just
here 

Then I just had enough of London life and the general attitude of people in my beloved homeland (although I am quite sure it is my attitude which was the real problem!). At this point most people would probably go on holiday. Sun, sea, rest, relaxation, recuperation and all that sounds like a good start, eh? Oh no, that's far too easy for me. I decided to put away my drinking shoes and head off to try my hand at teaching a bit of English in China. Yes, that would be just what I needed to recharge the batteries in the tranquillity of the most mysterious of countries. Little did I know...

I ended up at East China University of Science and Technology (ECUST) in Shanghai. Well I was told it was in Shanghai, but I actually had the dubious pleasure of ending up in Jinshan. Technically it is in Shanghai, but in terms of lifestyle it might as well have been on the moon. And with the general abundance of chemicals and petrol (Shihua, the town I was in, translates to English as 'petrochemical') one misplaced, still burning cigarette would probably send it there. It was a real experience and you can find out a bit more about it by going to the First time in China page.

Being in China gave me a lot, but by far and away the best thing to come out of my time there was finding my girlfriend Jewel, who some have you met and others might not have heard about.

As wonderful as this was (and still is) it did make going back to England all that more difficult. But I still went. I ended up back in the UK for 4 months, working for WWF (yes, yes now's the time to get the wrestling gags out the way because you all know that WWF are the World Wildlife Fund any WWFers please forgive that last statement) and catching up with family and friends. Had a real good time and kept my mum happy by being back for Christmas (couldn't stand to be away from brussel sprouts for another year).

To put it bluntly, I'm still a right royal lazy gyt who has no motivation to get a real job and face responsibility, although they might not be the only reasons for me being back in China now. When I left I made a promise to Jewel that I would be back for the Spring Festival (Chinese New Year) that tends to be at the end of January (the lunar new year) as it's the most important time for family for the Chinese. Equivalent to Christmas for us Westerners. So here I am .


 

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Proof that I'm here - Click for full size image
The official Hampton Ivor James visa - Click for full size image
Me and Jewel - Click for full size image

Presently I am living in Jing An District, which is right in the middle of the city, about 5 minutes walk from my office, which is nice.  I've stopped working in a University and have followed the smell of money into a private language school (easier work, more hours and a lot more money).

Life is good, but the Winter is damned cold!  And my second Spring Festival 'true' Chinese style is upon me, so time to invest in a new set of thermals and take my chances with the snow and the Chinese countryside!

I've been ack for about a year now and all is well.  I was working in Hangzhou for a couple of months at the beginning of 2004, but quickly relocated to Shnaghai when I realised that it really was the only place I could get a half decent Veggie-burger!